BBQ during lunch hour

Last Wednesday i had a yummy juicy lunch hour- We had a department BBQ outside office.
I love my steak with cheese melted on top.
Had a hotdog, turkey and beef one.
Had pulled pork.
Finished with lotsa Chips.

Here's what my cute boss ( smart, witty and cunning, though round and joyous) wrote to us in our email, having us take a second look at the sender after we read it.

Yes, the grill will be hot,
Poor hamburgers: allowed are not,
Check the quality and leanness,
We must maintain our meanness.

So please bring the "good" kind,
Two core needs, if you don't mind,
Delicious-n-filling, but low fat,
Please remember, you might be back...
:-)

We were like: What? Yes he loves food...